Abortion rates in the U.S. are down for the eighth or ninth year in a row, and down a whopping 25 percent since 2008, according to a recently released study by the American Public Health Association. Good news for both right-to-lifers and right-to-choicers, yes? Oh God, no! Not only will fewer unplanned pregnancies make it harder to slut shame the double X-chromies in the world when they get knocked up by the humans who have only one, but less abortions means fewer pissed of religious-right fundamentalists who are essential in enabling tax cuts and deregulation.