This is why you love Apple. (Or think it’s a cult.) How do you introduce an event that you explicitly call a “Special Event”? It needs to be pretty damned special, right? For Monday’s corporate mass service around new products like TV Channels, Arcade, and a titanium card that will allow you to pay for things in the absence of cash (the future!), Apple marketers decided to kick things off with a thrillingly psychedelic paean to .