“Mommie Dearest”: The 1981 camp classic, starring Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford. 3 and 8 p.m. The Castro Theatre, S.F. (415) 621-6102. www.castrotheatre.com Avishai Cohen: The jazz trumpeter is touring behind his new Manfred Eicher produced album, “Into the Silence.” 8 p.m. Yoshi’s, Oakland. www.yoshis.com “Treasure Island”: Mary Zimmerman’s play takes us on a voyage of pirates and mutiny in search for buried booty.