A text message flashed across my phone screen Thursday night: “GUESS WHO DOES NOT HAVE CANCER?!?!” The number it came from wasn’t saved in my phone, and a recent text clear-out meant I had no idea who this important message was from. But my heart skipped a beat nonetheless. I flipped through my brain Rolodex, trying to deduce whose health news I was celebrating, but my question was answered soon enough by a follow-up message. The Coors Field Cat — not the one that streaked across the field during a Rockies game in April, but the one spotted so often by fans in the stadium that it has its own Twitter account — is officially cancer-free following a recent health scare. Mew guys!