Albert Clemens, Sr. has lived in his Euclid, Ohio home for more than 60 years, and he's always enjoyed it.
He bought the place as a newlywed with his late wife, and says he'll "live and die in this house," according to Cleveland.com. But over the past year, Clemens has been living a "nightmare" he can't wake up from: Almost every night, his home is pelted with eggs.
Hundreds of eggs.
Several times a week, the 85-year-old and his live-in son and daughter wake up to eggs smashing against the aluminum front door.