English people invented going to the seaside for fun in the 19th century. Clearly, they were out of their minds.
If this summer has taught me nothing else, it's that the beach is not for humans. It's the ultimate hostile environment, yet we continue to collectively insist it's a paradise that will magically turn us into relaxed, hot-bodied beauties.
I grew up in the U.
Stephen Colbert started out Thursday night with a preview of the first Clinton-Trump presidential debate in September, noting that The Late Show will go on live after each debate and that Hillary Clinton is having trouble finding someone to play Donald Trump in debate prep. "I don't see what the problem is — just put a jack-o-lantern on a drunken bear, and you're done," Colbert joked.
Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.) knew that he was Hillary Clinton's running mate for only about 12 minutes before the world found out, he told Stephen Colbert on Thursday's Late Show, in Kaine's late-night TV debut. And it's not clear how his wife felt when he told her the big news.
What is the song "Oops!. I Did It Again" really about? James Corden asked Britney Spears in Corden's latest Late Last Show "Carpool Karaoke" video. "I don't know," she said. "I really don't know. I think it's just a song." Corden said he thinks about the lyrics every time he orders a pizza from Dominos, and then they sang.
It isn't exactly Bill Clinton playing saxophone on Arsenio Hall in 1992 (he also played a ballad), but Hillary Clinton's running mate, Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.), pulled out his harmonica on Thursday to do a little blues jam with Jon Batiste and Stay Human, Stephen Colbert's Late Show house band.