Each week HuffPost Women rounds up the most hilarious 140-character jokes from women on Twitter we could find to brighten your day. We've got to hand it you ladies, these keep us laughing every single week. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections. I hate when chocolate kisses melt in my gym bag and ruin my unused work out clothes.— Paula Pell (@perlapell) March 24, 2015 When God closes a window, he opens a tab— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) March 27, 2015 Gonna start calling all these sexist trolls him- orrhoids— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) March 27, 2015 “jade” is such a ‘90s word for “teal”— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) March 23, 2015 I'm just not cut out to be a person.— June O'Hara (@juneohara65) March 24, 2015 Hub: What's this? Me: A divorce jar.