Arya staring up at some big doors. Dear Book Readers, You know how for the last five years you've been keeping your mouth shut because you didn't want to spoil anything for your non-book-reading friends? No matter how much you may have wanted to let something leak, or how much someone might have begged, you've been constitutionality required to keep a totally non-smug expression on your face, to raise your right hand, and to swear, "Yeah, though I have read every book and know all, verily I canst not tell thee what mayest happen, for that would be ...