"I don't see many advantages to being #elderlyAF in 2018, at least until AARP starts offering discounts on gold bars in Red Dead Online. But one nice thing about being of an advanced age and having "grown up" before the age of social media -- or the World Wide Web, or the discovery of fire -- is that there's no electronic evidence of my immature behavior when I was young and stupid.* None of the moronic things my friends and I did as teenagers were being surveilled, at least to the best of our knowledge.