John Oliver's Last Week Tonight made its raucous return to HBO on Sunday night after a three-month hiatus, quickly bringing viewers up to speed on all the news the show had missed: – Every single person is now running for President – Jeff Bezos tol us all to keep an eye out for his dick pic – The President has been very busy. Among Trump’s accomplishments of the past few months, he famously posed for a feast of 300 hamburgers, or as he put it in a tweet "over 1,000…