Commie Kamala: When Parody Reveals The Truth

“Doctor Hannibal Lecter, he will have you for dinner. You know that he will have you for dinner.” — Donald Trump, at a rally in Wisconsin.

New audio was released of North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson (R), who is running for governor, saying that he wants to get abortion restrictions down to “zero” weeks, NBC News reports. Said Robinson: “That 12 weeks, exceptions for rape and incest … I’m not going to say it’s reasonable. But my faith allows me to live with that, because that’s where the consensus is.

Former President George W. Bush does not plan to endorse a candidate for president, NBC News reports.

“Donald Trump has been making false claims about transgender people – including an inflammatory and baseless claim that schools are secretly providing or obtaining gender-affirming surgeries for children,” CNN reports. Said Trump: “The transgender thing is incredible. Think of it. Your kid goes to school and comes home a few days later with an operation.

“The oil market is in another tailspin. Producer group OPEC+ is scrambling to stop the bleeding. And gas prices are falling fast, with more to come,” CNN reports. “US gas prices fell to a fresh six-month low of $3.31 a gallon on Thursday, down 50 cents from this point last year.”

“Rep. Matt Gaetz may soon face a document dump in federal court that could expose — for the first time — details about the alleged sex parties tied to the accusations that Gaetz had sex with an underage teen,” NOTUS reports. “The trove of information — which is expected to include sworn testimony from a number of people involved in the alleged sex parties — is the ironic result of the congressman’s friend, Florida lobbyist Chris Dorworth, dropping a civil lawsuit that sought to bury the scandal.” “A federal judge will now decide whether the accounts of several key witnesses should be made public by Sept.