120: Resting heart rate of average Black Friday shopper3 A.M.: Time cashier currently being screamed at about coupon code had to wake up to be here today34%: Percentage of moms who will have all their Christmas shopping done after this, thank God16: Average PSI of foot applied to another human’s back91.9: Station to keep your dial tuned to if you want to win a $250—count it—$250 Target gift card for a Black Friday shopping spree!92116 AD: Date this year’s purchases will complete decomposing1,670: Births that will be missed by those waiting in line outside of a Best Buy559,000: Number of people currently browsing Amazon for same headphones as you0: Number of retail company CEOs going into work today