adcelannotate = {"mobilepaywallcategory" : "MOBILE_PREM-LOCAL","nativepaywallcategory" : "NATIVE_PREM-LOCAL"};Whenever Columbus SWAT is called out, the incident to which the tactical team is responding is almost guaranteed to be unfunny. This is reflected in the terse, all-business radio transmissions that accompany hostage situations, reports of barricaded gunmen, and high-stakes surveillance of potentially violent suspects.