Did you know that if you put a turkey carcass in a dishwasher without detergent, it not only will pick the bones clean but also make a rudimentary soup? Yeah. That was the day after Thanksgiving at our house in 1981. Tired of doing all the work, my wife ordered me to strip what meat remained on our turkey so she could make a weekâs worth of leftover meals. Bored inside of a minute, my mental health issue kicked in.