It’s conceited and pathetic, but as I approach the middle of my middle age, I realize I’m running out of anti-aging options of the non-surgical sort. As I scamper to Sephora to redirect the effects of time and three children upon my body, I believe I’m about to lose the battle and expire among the vast menagerie of creams, fillers and lacquers that I’ve felt compelled to sample lately. During a recent Pilates class, I screamed that my body was falling apart like an old Buick.
Life Deconstructed: Line Control Is A Slippery Slope
timesleader, The Times Leader
Thu, 05/26/2016 - 3:00am
Sections: u.s.
Topics: Pennsylvania Luzerne County Wilkes-Barre
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