'Machete Kills' Review: Danny Trejo, Lady Gaga And Sofia Vergara Latest Flick Couldn't Be More 'Boring' (TRAILER) Whatever fun you might be having in the theater, Rodriguez never lets audiences forget it was probably a lot more fun on the set." And then there are Rotten Tomatoes users, ready to keep it real with you: "'Machete Kills' is barely a movie. It's an inside ... 10/11/2013 - 9:36 am | View Link
Danny Trejo returns in ‘Machete Kills’ This is how far actor Danny Trejo has come from his days ... as his personal chiropractor. Mel Gibson, Trejo says, fixed the "Machete Kills" star's shoulder while they were filming the Mexploitation flick set to hit theaters on Oct. 11. 10/10/2013 - 4:38 pm | View Link
The “Machete Kills” Trailer Starring Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen & Lady Gaga | Video He created a spin-off to the popular flick called “Machete Kills”. Machete is Danny Trejo and he is returning to the big screen ... Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Sofia Vergara, and even Lady Gaga. There’s even an appearance from Carlos Estevez ... 08/5/2013 - 4:01 am | View Link
'Machete Kills' Movie News and Spoilers: Sofia Vergara Uses Double D Breasts As a Weapon [PHOTO & TRAILER VIDEO] Sofia Vergara's Curves In Twitter PHOTO ... Amber Heard 'Machete Kills' VIDEO Stunning Red Dress With Danny Trejo ... "Bring me my double-Ds ... Machete Kills is set for release Oct. 11. 08/3/2013 - 7:40 am | View Link
MACHETE KILLS Starring Danny Trejo, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga & Sofia Vergara Gets New Release Date Originally scheduled for release this July, Open Road Films has announced that Machete Kills will now hit theaters on Sept 13th. Machete Kills, the second film of a planned trilogy, stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard ... 01/15/2013 - 6:55 am | View Link
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Machete (2010) Directed by Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez. With Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal. After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him ... 07/26/2014 - 6:04 am | View Website
Machete Kills Movie Review & Film Summary (2013) | Roger Ebert Like most of Robert Rodriguez's movies, "Machete Kills" is a self-aware exploitation picture that winks as it picks your pocket. 07/25/2014 - 4:07 pm | View Website
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Machete Kills (2013) As much as Machete Kills is a reunion and continued revival, it also represents a sort of gentrification of the exploitation genre. It's probably time to move on and ... 07/25/2014 - 2:33 pm | View Website
As we continue our coverage of the 2014 SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON INTERNATIONAL, we come to what may be one of my all-time favorite panels ever which was Kevin Smith's introduction to his latest film TUSK which continues his current trend of horror pictures. Of course being Kevin, he was killing us with some stories such as his recent visit to Pinewood Studios in London for STAR WARS: EPISODE 7.
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