September 30th is International Translation Day Will someone translate this election, please?*****Translator gets 400 words to translate.Client: How long will it take?Translator: About a week.Client: A whole week for just 400 words? God created the world in 6 days.Translator: Then just take a look at this world and afterwards take a look at my translation.**********Two translators on a ship are talking.Can you swim? asks one.No says the other, but I can shout for help in nine languages.**********The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the...