Rating: 5 out of 10 Cast: Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow Javier Bardem as Captain Armando Salazar Brenton Thwaites as Henry Turner Kaya Scodelario as Carina Smyth Geoffrey Rush as Captain Hector Barbossa Kevin McNally as Joshamee Gibbs Golshifteh Farahani as Shansa Stephen Graham as Scrum David Wenham as Scarfield Martin Klebba as Marty Paul McCartney as Uncle Jack Anthony De La Torre as young Jack Sparrow Orlando Bloom as Will Turner Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann Directed by Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Review: The conventional wisdom of the television show is that viewers come for the initial set up but stay for the characters, which is why television shows consistently shift to who loves who and who hates who and who is related to who the longer they’re on the air (Television shows also register fewer and fewer viewers with every season and I can’t help but wonder if there’s a correlation, but hey, what do I know?) As different as they can be, there is a lot of similarity between long-running film series and television in this way: Whatever drew viewers initially, it is the characters the audience loves best who keep bringing viewers back for sequels, transforming all long-runners into meditations on family with more than a hint of melodrama. See, for example, the Fast and the Furious series or any superhero franchise that makes it past 2 or 3 films (this is the driving idea behind all Marvel movies now).