Review: Dwayne Comes To The Rescue, But He Forgot The Script

First there was the stinging Sony hacking scandal. [...] we have the humbling image of the Hollywood letters themselves toppling to the ground, as most of California is pulverized by an earthquake — make that earthquakes, plural — in "San Andreas." Everything in "San Andreas," which stars Dwayne Johnson and his amazing musculature as a powerful-yet-sweet rescue pilot, is obvious, over-the-top, and occasionally laugh-out-loud cheesy. [...] it destroyed his marriage to Emma (Carla Gugino), who, as we meet her, is about to move in with her new fiancé, a smarmy real estate developer named Daniel (Ioan Gruffudd, in a truly thankless role). Gazing at a plan for his latest skyscraper, he says: "I guess I never had kids because I was too busy raising these." [...] it's better not to wonder why this professional rescue pilot is spending the entire film saving his family. San Andreas, a Warner Bros.