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Citizen Kong Says CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE Is 'anal-rape-with-a-shotgun-insane', with 'boobs in virtually every scene'!!

Citizen Kong Says CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE Is 'anal-rape-with-a-shotgun-insane', with 'boobs in virtually every scene'!!

The reason I'm writing: I thought I'd share my thoughts on Crank: High Voltage with you and your readers, which I've seen in a press screening in Germany today. English is not my first language so be nice if there are some mistakes in this review.

 

Wait! KNOWING might actually be good?

Wait! KNOWING might actually be good?

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I want Alex Proyas to put out a movie I love again just as much as anybody else out there, but I wasn't convinced I'd get it with KNOWING. I don't have a hate-boner for Nic Cage, but like our reviewer below points out he's become wildly uneven in the last decade or so.

 

A reader reviews Kathryn Bigelow's THE HURT LOCKER and calls it a comeback!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm going to be seeing THE HURT LOCKER during SXSW, which starts next week and AICN looks to be getting some time with Kathryn Bigelow while she's here. It'll either be me or Capone, depending on whose arm-strength is better when we arm-wrestle for interviews (I've been training the Stallone way and have mastered Over The Top, so he's pretty much fucked).

 

First Thoughts: Sam Raimi's Drag Me to Hell

Last night, ComingSoon.net's horror arm ShockTillYouDrop.com got a chance to attend a test screening of director Sam Raimi's new horror film, Drag Me to Hell , hitting theaters on May 29. Written by Sam and his brother Ivan, the Universal release stars Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Jessica Lucas, David Paymer and Dileep Rao. It is original tale of a young woman's desperate quest to break an evil curse.

 

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