Donald Trump is a force of his nature, a political storm unto himself, and although we scorn him, we ignore him at our peril. But how strong a storm has he become? We are in need of a method of rating the strength of the Trumpocalypse. Thankfully, scientists at the National Weather Service have been working overtime, collaborating with ex-staffers of the Department of Homeland Security under President Bush the Younger, and out-of-work Republican operatives, to give us just what we need!