Friends in low places. Don't you worry, ya losers, Donald Trump and the world's most prominent platform for job-related swimsuit competitions will land on their feet. With a little help from their friends. On Thursday, the relatively obscure independent cable channel Reelz stepped in to pick up the presidential candidate's Miss USA pageant, filling the void left by NBC and Univision after they dropped it. No doubt they got it at a steeply discounted price, but it also could be seen as a little wingnut welfare for America's windiest wingnut.