Turn Me On, Dammit! (unrated)

When we first meet Alma (Helene Bergsholm), the 15-year-old heroine of <span class="italic">Turn Me On, Dammit!, </span>she’s masturbating on her kitchen floor with the help of a phone-sex operator. In an <span class="italic">American Pie </span>movie, the character would have been Jason Biggs in his bedroom, with the help of the Internet (or some baked goods).

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