Excuse any typos—it’s hard to type while laughing this hard. Gizmodo has alerted us to the most hilarious and pathetic news of the day. Pro-Trump rallies have been canceled in 37 locations: Pro-Trump rallies that were originally being planned for roughly 37 locations across the US have been canceled. The rallies, scheduled for September 9th, were being coordinated by ACT For America, a pro-Trump and anti-Muslim hate group best known for its “March Against Sharia” back in June.