Baseball in French, burritos for soccer stars Commenters had little to say about the excitement of the restaurateur to be hosting these literally world-class stars. -- Dan St. Paul said he watched so much soccer that he's afraid his wife doesn't want to go to bed with him. The San Francisco Public Utilities Commission has a sexy new ad campaign urging water conservation, and that's all well and good. [...] at the Forest Hills subway stop, Patrick Batt was amazed to see the campaign's Jiggle It suggestion right next to a Castro Merchants billboard beckoning people to Come Out and Play. Regular correspondent Mark Abramson was first - via his Facebook page - to share a photograph of the good-looking officer, and it spread to the sites of other admirers.