It says something about where I am in life that the prospect of transporting two domestic ducks from the St. John Valley to Bangor created hardly a blip on my internal radar. I mean, really, how much trouble could two ducks create in a four-hour drive? The adventures of Donald and Petunia — two khaki campbell ducks — began as so many seem to these days, with an innocent request on social media wondering if anyone was traveling south from Fort Kent to or through Bangor. As it happened, I was in a week’s time.