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This. is. real:

So here, at the end of all things, only one question remains.
At what point does the Sulzberger family decide that David Brooks, their doddering, ideologically-incontinent housepet, has finally shit on one too many of the family's hand-knotted Bokara rugs to be kept around any longer?

Brent Terhune is just livid. First it was the FBI illegally raiding Mar-A-Lago, scaring the hell out of everybody, especially little Eric and Junior. But then when it was reported that the raid was over nuc-u-lar codes, that was more than anyone could tolerate!More | Talk | Read It Later | Share

Herschel Walker, a former N.F.L. star, is wholly unqualified to run for office, so he's the Republican Georgia Senate nominee. He has claimed he wanted to murder a man, that he has worked for law enforcement, that he was an F.B.I.

I finished a 3 week tour ten days ago, flew home for a day, took a last minute flight to Bozeman, drove a truck of glamping tents to Bailey CO, spent 5 days on a remote mountainside building a glamping village, flew home for a day then out to Austin (where I am right now) for two shows, heading back to Denver tomorrow to drive the truck back to Bozeman, home Wednesday and taking my daughter to college on Thursday, then back to TX on Friday for a show.

One of the friends who chipped in for the banner, Thomas Kennedy, of Miami, told NBC6 that the stunt brought him “a lot of joy.”

In response to the ATF director's warning about the rise of domestic terrorism, Fox News host Laura Ingraham demanded all these "agencies" that call out right-wing extremism to be defunded and discarded.

Looks like the soldier was "guarding" the Russian camp and thought it was a good time to take a nap. That was unwise.
Whether this is real or staged it's still funny as hell.More | Talk | Read It Later | Share

Maybe they were all in shock from Merrick Garland's massive bluff calling on Dear Leader, but Republican Congress critters sure were quiet yesterday.
The attack on the Cincinnati FBI was horrific, and then the gunman led Ohio State troopers and other local law enforcement (not enemies of Trump, betcha) to a dangerous standoff that ended with the gunman's demise.

Trump's former White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney said on CNN Thursday that only six or eight people could be the informant for the FBI on the former President.More | Talk | Read It Later | Share

I wonder what talking points the Trump team has hashed out to divert America from his stealing nuclear secrets? Maybe it's that oldie but goodie "I want to release the warrant but my lawyers won't let me." Via the Associated Press: