Keep this one hidden.
Sure, everybody runs. But who wins?
Cosmic, tentacled horrors await.
"If I die, I'm gonna die historic on the island of Sodor!"
What happens when Fred Ward can't save your movie?
A clown explodes! How is this not a beloved cult classic?
Why don't we talk about a James Woods movie?
Small and masterful.
...and our thoughts on John Wick 2!
It's a horse-choppin' good time!
A dystopian movie that feels a bit too close to home.
Cosmic horror on a shoestring budget? This is how you do it.
Gorgeous shell. Weak-ass ghost.
A pleasant surprise!
With special guest Danielle Ryan!
One of us didn't enjoy the trip to SKULL ISLAND.
Refreshingly different, but a bit sluggish.
Protracted Silence: The Movie
Starring Van Damme's pressed ham.
...and Ben Wheatley's FREE FIRE!
Walter White fights a murderous monkey. 'Nuff said.
It's 'Lars and the Real Girl' for the post-apocalyptic era.
Strong female lead characters? Who knew 1995 was so progressive?
'Highlander: The Source' is a stern reminder that movies can be far worse than 'Highlander 2"
We're having a Hauser party.
Whether it comes from outer space or the distant past, no amount of editing can fix 'Highlander 2.'
One of the most brazenly weird studio movies in ages.
Roger Corman's 'Death Race 2000' finally gets the follow-up it deserves.
Abandon all thought, ye who enter here.