First, let me state my credentials: I am not a scientist. Truth be told, I don't even believe in science (especially not the so-called "soft sciences" like psychology). That being said, I think Americans' fears about catching Ebola from a "terror doorknob," or at a cocktail party, are completely rational. You see, I've recently learned a few things about epidemiology from Alex Jones; enough to know that Ebola has, in fact, gone airborne (it even produces chemtrails!)—contrary to what those propagandists in the "expert" community are telling you. Nevar forget: America was founded as an Ebola-free nation, and it remained one until shortly after Obamacare (which the American Medical Association endorsed) took effect—and that can hardly be a coincidence!