The theory of "American" liberalism can be summed up in three words: socialism, sexual deviancy, and surrender. No, really, I promise. It's that simple. I dare say it's like stating two and two make four. Ever since the first progressiveviks slithered out of the primordial soup of failed European political theories, their focus, when they're not high on some drug or another, has been to promote socialism, sexual deviancy, and surrender.