DHS has declared the US/Mexico border more secure than ever (thanks, Obama), but that hasn’t stopped Donald Trump from insisting that we still need a racist wall that Mexico will never, ever fucking pay for. Basically the only thing as unpopular as Trump and Trumpcare are hemorrhoids and the wall itself, a fact captured by USA Today in a recent survey of 534 members finding that barely 24 percent of congressional Republicans outright endorse funding this border monstrosity (though hemorrhoids wasn’t polled).