A fabulous felicitous fowl-feast festivity to you, Arsians far and wide! Though our eyes are heavily lidded with (apocryphal) tryptophan and (real) booze—because honestly, Thanksgiving means families and families mean drinking, especially when your aunt who favors Donald Trump starts arguing with your uncle who favors Bernie Sanders—our fine partners at TechBargains still managed to find the time to gather together some early bird pre-Black Friday deals for you to peruse, should you be in the mood to whip out the ol’ credit card and indulge in that grand old holiday tradition of buying stuff.