One of the greatest feelings in the world is to see a cow loose on the road and realize it’s not yours! I know that sounds awful. I do feel a little guilty sayin’ it, but it’s true! Of course, I do feel bad for whos’ever critter it is. And many’s the time I’ve driven ’em down my lane and penned ’em up and called the owner of the wandering beast. Chasin’ somebody else’s cow back where she belongs is kinda like drivin’ a rented car.