Candy Corn Is Garbage

Albert Burneko on Foodspin, shared by Rob Harvilla to Deadspin, Deadspin
Fri, 10/31/2014 - 10:25am

Many people like candy corn, such as hobos, serial murderers, and Satan. But actually, candy corn is terrible. If you give it out to trick-or-treating children this evening, you belong in fucking prison.Read more...

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