From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE… Memo To: All U.S. Citizens From: The Office of Senator Lindsay Graham RE: Thursday's List of Things That Will Get Us All Killed Status: Urgent Dear Citizen, The following are the threats to your Homeland community for September 18, 2014: ISIS amphibious vehicles driving down your street Ebola Illegals Illegals with ebola Benghazi Illegals from Benghazi with ebola in ISIS amphibious vehicles Obamacare death panels Parents talking to their children positively about gays Gays conspiring with ISIS and illegals to expand Obamacare death panels Scottish independence Unregulated vaginas Blacks and Hispanics making a note to vote in November Creeping Marxism Creeping George Soros Shadows that chillingly resemble your own Planned Parenthood Genetically-engineered Lizard-Elizabeth Warren hybrids Whatever's on Rep.