Do you love Christmas? Do you love dogs? How about dongs? Well then I have just the shirt for you! Uhhhhh pretty sure that's not a dog? https://t.co/r6S2Kjp2R3 pic.twitter.com/nb6UP9vjsP — Turkey Doom (@thomdunn) November 8, 2019 I mean I guess I can see how that's supposed to be a dog with the — wait, nope, that's definitely a dick. It's also available in a holly pattern, if you're so interested.