If you fly Southwest Airlines, you might be getting more of a comedy sketch than a safety talk. One flight attendant knew how to keep her passengers' attention on their trip to Salt Lake City, Utah — by making them howl with laughter. The stewardess started off her speech, "Can I pretend to have your attention for just a few moments?" And kept the ball rolling by poking fun at the life vests, "In the highly unlikely event that the captain lands us near a hot tub, everybody gets a their very own teeny weeny yellow Southwest bikini." And if the oxygen masks come down and you're traveling with small children?