His brain comes with front and rear crumple zones. We have not named Louie Gohmert America's Dumbest Congressman over nothing. He works hard at that title. Rep. Louie Gohmert was an in-studio guest on the "Point Of View" radio program yesterday, where he went off on a bizarre tangent about Ancient Greece in trying to make the case that allowing gays to serve in the military "is not a good idea." Oh dear God, Louie Gohmert is going to explain Ancient Greece to us.