President Lyndon Johnson was famous for his well-developed ego. For relaxation, Johnson liked to drive himself around his Texas ranch and vicinity. One day he was stopped by a Texas patrolman for speeding. When the patrolman came closer to Johnson’s car and saw who was driving, he reportedly exclaimed, “Oh, my God!” Looking straight at the patrolman, Johnson replied, “And don’t you forget it!” Unfortunately, many leaders get chapped lips from kissing the mirror too often.