The Toe Poke Daily is here every day to bring you all the weirdest stories, quirkiest viral content and top trolling that the internet has to offer, all in one place. Jump to: Ronaldo makes Amazon gaffe | Maguire's memories of Man Utd Torres says goodbye with final match against Iniesta Fernando Torres called time on his days as a professional footballer on Friday with the final game of his illustrious 18-year career ending in a 6-1 defeat. Perhaps fittingly, Torres faced former Spain teammate...