Ellen takes her perfect straight-man, Michelle Obama, to Costco for a book signing. Turns out ripped-out pages of "Becoming" offered as "free samples" isn't exactly what Costco had in mind. From 2016: FLOTUS can't take Ellen anywhere! Open thread below... [amazon]https://www.amazon.com/Becoming-Michelle-Obama/dp/1524763136[/amazon] propertag.cmd.push(function() { proper_display('crooksandliars_content_1'); });