Isn't there a danger that their clamoring for granite countertops could spark a craze for granite countertops among all "Househunters" fans, with a resulting run on granite and skyrocketing prices? That will mean the end of the self-satisfied blowhard whose lamebrain pronouncements, decoded for their ironic intent, have served as some of TV's shrewdest analysis of current events. [...] for anyone who mistakenly admires him as a kindred spirit of the Fox News Channel ethos that he parodies, it will be nothing less than the loss of a national hero. — I will be considering a restraining order against NBC's Brian Williams, requiring him to stay at least 50 feet from any telecast that isn't news. Doesn't it seem like Williams is forever popping up on talk shows, TV tributes or anywhere else a lens is focused? — Quite the opposite is the case for the targets of another of my possible lawsuits: the purveyors of such shows as Discovery's "Naked and Afraid," VH1's "Dating Naked" and TLC's "Buying Naked." What's next: "Naked Meet the Press"?