Apple has… put out an invite! Smash the glass on the emergency alarm. Call out the national guard. Fire up the hot take machine. Or… get a grip. Apple invite is out! Confirmed on 9/9 at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in SF at 10am "Hey Siri, Give us a hint." — Emily Chang (@emilychangtv) August 27, 2015 We’ve got to stop playing this game.