Here comes Peter Cottontail? Child, please. If Peter Cottontail comes hopping down the bunny trail, then he’s lurching toward the Hare Bar and Grill to pound back a few carrot daiquiris; he’s most definitely not hopping toward Target to charge last-minute Easter basket treats, then doubling back toward the Dollar Store to grab more straw for the stupid baskets. He’s not using MapQuest to locate the Valley’s best bone-in ham, hunting down the tastiest kielbasa and debating whether the store-made lemon meringue pie can pass as his own if he transfers it to a fancy pie plate. No. Peter doesn’t have a damn thing to do on Easter.