Avast ye! Today only, participating Long John Silver's locations offer a free Deep Fried Twinkie with any meal or platter purchase via this printable coupon. Plus, cut $2 off any Variety Platter with a choice of two sides and two signature hushpuppies via this printable coupon. That's a savings of up to $3 and you no longer have to roam the seas for free Twinkies and sword-slashing platter prices.