Today's comic by Matt Bors is Hitler cakes: ADP reports 189,000 new private jobs were created in March: For the first month in more than a year, Automatic Data Processing reported Wednesday that the economy created fewer than 200,000 new private sector jobs in March, just 189,000. ADP's numbers often do not mesh with those released by the government's Bureau of Labor Statistics, but the two gauges typically trend in the same direction.