The New ‘pirates’: Some Dead Things Can’t Be Resurrected

By Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle: Entertainment
Tue, 05/23/2017 - 12:25pm

There are dead people wanting to come back to life in Pirates of the Caribbean: [...] a director trying to pump air and passion into a stinking corpse of a franchise. [...] sitting in a theater fighting restless leg syndrome is more than a waste of time; it’s actively unpleasant.

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