It's a trailer! No, it's an avant-garde satire! No, it's an extended joke about masturbation! Wait, what? At last, Deadpool has given us the answer to the age-old question of how you tell fans everything about a new movie without actually telling them anything that happens in the movie. That's right—this is a completely spoiler-free trailer for Deadpool 2, in which all you'll do is watch Deadpool painting some happy trees and mighty mountains.