It's quite simply depressing to watch Donald Trump deliver a speech of complete garbage to supposed "values voters" who then eat it up as if the p#ssy-grabber in chief is the second coming. But that's exactly what we were subjected to Friday when Trump addressed the Values Voters Summit from his parallel universe of successes and they, in turn, plied him with applause like know-nothing lemmings. That was no less true of Trump's assertion that following the devastating hurricanes, "I met with the president of the Virgin Islands." Technically, Trump may have had this "meeting" since he IS the pr*sident of the Virgin Islands, but we don't think that's what he meant. Anyway, Trump assured the valueless voters that the survivors of these recent natural disasters are "all healing.