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Sen. Ted Cruz is showing off his hypocrisy after it was announced that President Joe Biden will sign an Executive Order today to toughen up border security. Cruz is one of the Republicans who voted against the bipartisan border bill in April, saying, "We don't need a border bill." Trump instructed Republicans to vote against it, so they did his bidding as usual.

During the Merrick Garland hearing, which was after the Fauci hearing, both of which were after the Biden impeachment hearing, Rep. Adam Schiff got tired of Republicans' sh*t, so he smacked them all with a few truth bombs while making pew pew pew sounds. OK, I made that last part up.

Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene, the QAnon Klan mom of Georgia, described the House Republican Caucus as a Banana Republic, and claimed Speaker Johnson needs to be exorcised from his demons. Greene is just as nasty as she was yesterday. She starts off by complaining about Johnson's leadership and bringing in Alvin Bragg to be questioned by Congress. (I could have written three articles based on this psychotic rant alone.) Greene: He said we are going to take action power of the person our appropriation bills but Steve our appropriation bills don't mean shit unless the Speaker of the House has the balls to walk into the Four Corners meeting and walk into the White House and say I'm going to shut down the government unless you pass these bills. That's what our Speaker of the House needs to be doing right now because, Steve, our country is gone. We are post-constitution, and that's because the Democrats in New York, the state of New York, convicted President Trump of 34 felony counts that are fake charges and nothing but a political attack and lies, and Steve, I'm done. Is she quitting?

Sean Hannity and Senator Ted Cruz engaged in hyperbolic hysteria about the border, claiming President Biden already has blood on his hands while almost rooting for a terrorist attack on US soil from immigrants. Cruz and Hannity erupted over news that Biden is preparing to sign an executive order that would shut down asylum requests if the total exceeded 2500 a day. Hannity faux fury raged as he read off a list of migrants coming into the country that read like a who’s who list of terrorists.

Fox's Trace Gallagher and former Bill Barr flunky Kerri Urbahn accused First Lady Jill Biden of trying to send "a message from the White House by heaven forbid appearing in the courtroom during jury selection for Hunter Biden's trial in Delaware on federal gun charges. Everything is projection with these people.

President Biden was interviewed by Time magazine: TIME: Could you really do this job as an 85-year old man? BIDEN: I can do it better than anybody you know. You’re looking at me, I can take you too.